A thing happened on campus

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

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saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

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Chloe Moretz on Emma Watson's UN speech

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-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

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You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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